David Frost Interviews Gwen Miller
David: "Good Evening America",
"Tonight I interview Gwen Miller, sitting Tampa City Council member, about her bid for re-election"
"Hello Gwen"
Gwen: "Hello David"
David: "So please tell us why you are running for re-election again"
Gwen: "Because I have done so much for the people of the City of Tampa. I feel must continue to to do so. Also I my husband is state senator Les Miller."
David: " What exactly are your accomplishments as a City Council member?
Gwen: "Well I am the Chair of City Council and . . . . ummmm. . . . . .ummmm . . . .ummmm.. did I mention my husband is state senator Les Miller. . . . . . .ummm. . . umm. . . oh I have it! . I went to Oviedo Spain this year to represent City of Tampa at our sister city program." That was a great experience."
"They don't have the media in there. They didn't have any citizens coming. They make their decisions, and the people abide by the decisions." "And that was a great experience." ^^
David: "Didn't you miss the vote on the City of Tampa Budget as a result?"
Gwen: ""I don't plan these trips," "They just give me the dates." Mayor Pam Iorio declined to go on the trip to Spain, so I went as her representative. "It's important to be here, but being chair, I'm the next in line to go."**
David: "Isn't this the second time you missed a budget hearing to go on a sister city trip? The first was in September 2004."
Gwen: "Yes."
David: "So again what are your accomplishments?"
Gwen: "Uuum. . . . . .ummm. . . did I mention my husband is state senator Les Miller?"
David: "Let's move on. The residents of Seminole Heights say you ignore them, that the only time you come to Seminole Heights is to campaign, and otherwise you never go there."
Gwen: "That's not true! I go to Seminole Heights all of the time! Everytime there is a City Council meeting I use the drive through at the Seminole Heights Starbucks to get my coffee. I would like try and eat at the Taco Bus but the copy of the HART bus schedule does not have its route listed."
David: "I . . see. So who is endorsing you this time for re-election."
Gwen: "The Hillsborough County Mute Association, the Tampa Mime Society, and the Florida Trappist Monks Council. All are impressed with how little I say. "
David: O..kay. Any last words?
Gwen: "Did I mention my husband is state Senator Les Miller?"
David: "Yes you did. Well, thank you. That's all for tonight. Goodnight America."
footnote:
** taken from Tampa Trib article
^^taken form another Tampa Trib editorial
1 comment:
lol your just to funny...thanks for that on a Monday morning..;-)
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