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This ties in with the previous article.
Code guy trains eye on trouble
Allen is one of several code inspectors who scour city streets looking for infractions large and small, from overgrown yards to dilapidated houses. Around the water cooler, he's known as the tough guy, the guy who doesn't cut any slack.
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David Scott Banghart
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6/02/2006 09:51:00 PM
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Who cares about the guy.
All I want to know is if the girl officer is married?
I need to leave my trash cans out or something and call my house in.
Does anyone know where she hangs out at?
I am guessing the home de po-po.
From what I hear she is nice so don't make me run over your trash cans and why don't you try a little less Viagra in your metamucil.
My metamucil is better than your chevy nova you will be using to run my cans over with.
my neighbors home has this huge bee problem. They're swarming and going in and out of a crack on the side of the house. Is that a code violation? I've told the owner (who doesnt live there) and she's done nothing. There is lots of overgrowth too.
Makes for some good eatin'
My friend says she is not married or gay so I think you are in luck.
She used to date a cop but they broke up a couple of years back.
I am trying to find out more. He knows her from a mutual friend.
I guess she likes overprotective guys.
Where can I sign up?
please do something reguarding the house on 13th and mohawk.
clean up the underpass of hillsborough and 275, will they ever or should we all go do it together one early morning. I will help!!
I have not seen the female officer in question, and would like to check her out. Any suggestions as to where she can be seen?
I am going to find out Monday morning.
I saw her at the porch party.
Tall, thin, and my type.
Is that wrong?
I feel so dirty.
Can someone please describe her??
I didn't see any wedding rings.
She had kinda medium long hair either light brown or dark blonde.
Tall. Beautiful body.
I am in love.
I have to go work out now.
When in the hell is the next porch party?
I don't know how accurate this is but I called my friend.
He said she's like 28 or 29.
Loves...and I mean LOVES dogs.
She is really smart and has an MBA.
Any suggestions on how to impress a code officer?
The trash can thing is probably a bad idea.
please people....a little more class and tact.....appreciate the city employees - they work very hard...especially those that have to deal with most of you (neighborhood watcher/complainer-types...
SPEAKING OF TRASH CANS>>>>>>why do people leave those trash cans out for weeks?
and why do they put them out 2-3 days in advance, love it all weekend looking at a big blue can!....NICE!!!
At least you have the blue cans. We in S.E. Seminole Heights don't even have that yet.
Kristin-I salute you and the fine work you do for our community. I hope to meet you in the near future and further talk with you about the many issues of concern in SH.
Could you please post a picture of yourself on this blog? I am sure that there are many like myself who have not had the opportunity to meet you, who like me, would be most apprciative.
Kristin-
Baby-
Sunshine-
I have everything you need right here.
Nice house, car, big yard.
As long as I get to watch you run around and have fun.
You have an open invitation.
M-
Kristin, pls do not lissen to the comment by M-. he will treet you like a dog I love dogs and jus broke up with a woman whod int like dogs and was untidy you sound like th type i wold like--do you like yunger men? i am 20 and lookin fo somone like you? let me know.
I'm sure she's quite impressed with all of you. You all sound like real catches.
I almost choked on my fruit bar.
Twice.
At least you all aren't saying anything bad about me.
Thats why I love SESH. You all treat me really good.
BTW- That porch party was really fun.
Whoever cooked those deviled eggs made my night.
I'm glad to see there's still enough red blooded heterosexuals in the area to make a difference
If they are democrats would that make them blue blooded heterosexuals?
(sound of large object hurtling towards the earth)BOOM.
Crash and Burn!!!!!
She would have to leave your 20yo A$$ outside the bar while she drinks.
Yea that's fun...watch her do a body shot with your binoculars.
That will last about 1 date for shizzle. Maybe one hour. Then she will tell you she is going to the bathroom and leave out the back door.
Not that many of the comments on this so far are too serious...but just thought I should say that Kristin the code officer took the time to both come to our General Membership meeting and last Friday's porch party. So, all of you dying to meet her, get out of your houses and join in. You might be very surprised what you would find out about where you live. You might even fine out there is something you can contribute. Love the blogg, but it ain't the entire world you know!
since we have the attention of someone from code perhaps we can get a response to this comment from a few weeks ago: is code sick of the narcs from sesh?
http://seminoleheights.blogspot.com/2006/05/what-happened-to-seminole-heights-code.html#114749124805876781
Maybe you didn't read her first post.
"Thats why I love SESH. You all treat me really good."
Leave my girl out of it.
You sound like a real disgruntled A-hole.
I don't care who you go after but if you start messing around with code I am going to have to say something.
I have been quiet up until now while you threaten Maria, then Susan but now I am going to have to speak.
If you want your full name and address posted on here tommorow night open your trap again.
You should be careful who you tell stories too. They may have friends that know you.
Then everyone in SE Seminole Heights will know who the racist, bigot, and homophobic person is that is making these posts.
Try me.
HOOYAH
the Marines have landed!
Ha Ha...
I have been waiting for this day to come.
Pimp him out!
Pimp him out!
Pimp him out!
I can't -wait- to find out who you are.
I have been needing a new house to call in to Code.
I am salivating right now as we speak.
GWM is in the hizzouse.
Do the hustle...the drop...the YMCA
I think she works in a couple of areas...Southeast, parts of Old Seminole and SE Seminole, could be somewhere else to.
She's so fine.
No one seems to know what she likes to do??
What do you say to someone like that?
Hey my names Bob ...check yes or no if you like me.
Kristin, I may not carry a gun when I go to work but I can protect you just the same.
Think about it..
Any of you freaks that want to get your groove on...participate in the neighborhood meetings.
I know she comes to those.
The more members we have anyways, the stronger the neighborhood is and the more improvements we might be eligible for.
You just never know who you might meet at one of those.
Looks like he doesn't have anyone else he wants to insult now.
He's been "outed"
That had to be the funniest thing I have read in years.
Go David...Do the Hustle..the drop...the YMCA..
I might even do the squirrel.
who's been outed?
The racist, homophobic, a$$ who has been threatning Maria, Susan, and now code.
How can you say he has been outed? I see no name or address. Could this be the comment deleted by the blog administrator?
The comment that was deleted was a comment that went past the boundaries. It was no one's outing
He hasn't been totally outed yet because he has stopped threatening everyone.
But he knows that some people know who he is.
So unless he wants everyone else to know who he is too...he needs to be a bit nicer to those who bust their tail trying to make this a better place.
Threats and intimidation of neighborhood watch and group members will not be tolerated.
We aren't going anywhere so you better get used to us.
You aren't so anonymous after all.
I'll call your bluff, You do you think I am, I'll even tell you if you're right.
Flyer anon (If that's the name you use for me I'll use it to).
Go on, give it your best shot.
I don't think it's you.
Be more descriptive about your activities.
Then I will post your name and address.
You can call my bluff...but I will raise you big time.
You better think before you act.
Come on big talker, you're out there hitting the reload button. I'll give you till 10:30 and then I'm going to bed.
I'll hit reload every 30 sec. so I can see it before it gets deleted. (we'll make his counter go through the roof, he'll dig it)
Now put up or shut up.
You tell me what you were planning to do so I know it's you and not some Joe Blow.
Then I will post your name for everyone to see.
I need to be sure it's you before I "out" you.
See, it's not you because you would have answered by now.
You're a fake. An imposter.
A lemon.
Now go home you counterfeit.
Send a flyer to all cited by zoning letting them know who the code narcs are.
I was going to walk around and put them at the houses but that'll take too long and one of you may get one before they're all delivered, So instead I'm going to mail them. that way everyone gets them on the same day and if someone's caught trying to get one out of a mailbox to check it out it'll be a federal offence.
Satisfied?
Your turn. Be qiuck, you got 2 mins.
From what I understand...I heard you were Kenny Wise at 1209 Cayuga.
If you threaten any more board members..we will call the police.
Now...make sure what you do isn't a crime.
A Hate crime at that
Not me but I know him.
Wow. You should both get a hobby besides posting on this blog...pathetic losers.
Don't deny it now that everyone knows who you are...
Oh thats not me ha ha...
Oh..gotta run.
Tell everyone that you preach messages of hate.
Let everyone know.
Be proud of what you do.
I will be discussing this with the rest of the board.
Wow. You should find another word.
You don't know what to say huh.
Wow..you caught me...
How does it feel now?
Do you feel like a big man picking on women?
I have been doing my research.
I knew I would find you.
The shoes on the other foot now.
Glad to see you're still out there
Yea OK, lets cut to the chase.
If the info on who the board members is made public. (By them out of pride in what they're doing) and the ppl that have been cited is public records. Where's the crime in letting those that have been cited know who the ppl on the community association are that have caused them to be cited.
I've had problems with bad neighbors and took 2 bullets over it so I know what a war zone it can be around here. At the same time the building that my shop is in gets mowed when I mow it, gets painted when I paint it because my landlord won't and I want it looking half way decent (in fact it's bout time to paint it again, got a color to suggest?)
When's the next board meeting? I'll go and we can lay this all out on the table and then maybe you'll see that others also feel the way I do.
Keep in mind I've refrained from cursing in all my posts, something you don't seem able to do.
I've seen more bile and venom emitted from you guys than in any other place I've been. And this from the most upstanding and respected members of the community (or at least would like to think they are).
Again tell me how it would be a crime, much less a hate crime?
And tell me when the board meeting is, I'll go but you'll have to show some civility.
I'll discuss the issues I and others have but you'll have to understand that a lot of ppl feel you guys have gone overboard. I guess like the deleted post I missed.
BTW: A lot of the posts you attribute to me ARE NOT MINE..I don't know if they're from ppl that sincerely feel that way in their posts or are just using me for a cover.
Mine have been just on the topic of code and kept civil.
I guess maybe you have done me a favor by allowing me to clear that up.
I'll set up a blogger acct. tomorrow so others don't make posts that you attribute to me.
But for now I have to call it a night.
Bye.
You have said a lot of nasty things and specifically harrassed Maria Garcia and Susan Long.
Tell the truth.
You were trying to get them killed by posting their names on a neighborhood flyer.
Like they were sex offenders or something.
They could have been hurt.
Come to the meetings.
But the police are there to protect us from your hate.
Now you want to play nice and say you never said certain things.
Blah Blah Blah....
I have had enough of you.
And by the way...we love our cops assigned to SE Seminole Heights.
They are the best.
Keep up the good work and thanks Chief!
Anytime there is a problem, they back us up 500%.
We love you guys and code.
"Trying to get them killed"? Are you trying to get the sex offenders killed by publishing their names and addresses?
Would some of the ppl on the cited list feel the same way about them as they would "sex offenders or something" possibly, but then again The sex offenders don't try to attract attention to themselves by trying to get on TV and in the papers all the time.
Public records are just that PUBLIC and putting sources together to show connections are what ppl in a free society are allowed to do.
If you voluntarily put the info out there and it gets used you shouldn't be surprised.
This really is the last for the night, it's past 12:00.
Bye
Then don't feel bad when your name and address got voluntarily posted for the safety of Maria, Susan, and all the other women that live and work there.
Nite Nite
Just don't forget...the cops come too so don't start any shizzle.
Bc Major Guidiara will break off into your hizza$$.
Comprende my little communist?
Question- Did your parents just let you do whatever you wanted when you were younger.
No rules?
You really show a lack of parenting skills.
It's interesting.
Do you even have any kids you are raising?
I hope not.
They might get raped by one of the sex offenders you love to support.
They didn't get that designation by some fluke.
They either raped, molested, or hurt a child/woman, etc.
Did you treat your dogs the same way as you treat everyone else you meet in your life?
It seemks like in the ol' public records you love to tout that you were criminally charged with neglect and not having vaccinations.
Is that why you think codes are stupid?
Because then you would have to get off your butt and take the dog to the vet.
Very interesting.
Anything that requires an ounce of work you resist.
Laziness truly is a disease.
You would rather fight the terrible system that is picking on you.
I think there is a lot more of us than there are of you.
Has anyone seen the good looking code inspector?
Kristin and me sittin in a tree-
Ki-ss-ing.
First comes love, then comes marriage,
then come the kids sittin in the baby carriage.
I'll make you deviled eggs whenever you want.
I can grill a mean steak and I can cook like chef.
I'm looking for ya.
My kitchen is where the magic happens.
Once you eat my filet, you'll never date again.
How did this conversation go south.
I want the dating blog to continue.
Good looking doesn't even begin to decribe her.
It was hard to speak to her.
I don't know what it is about her?
Hmmmm...
She's hexed me.
Porch Parties here I come.
From reading these posts, one would surmise that there is an influx of men who have just been released from long prison terms.
long prison term called puberty
I am pubescent man.
Leader of the free world.
Driver of the baddest car.
Closet Listener of Snoop Doggy Dog.
Will you marry me Kristen?
I'm real sorry but I work a lot.
Usually from 7AM to 7AM the next day.
Seven days a week.
365 days a year.
I don't even go on vacation.
I don't even take lunch breaks.
So I don't think I would have enough time to be married to you right now.
Maybe in the future though.
Kristin, dont lissen to the last commenter he dont even know how ot spell you name. wont you pls post a pitcher of yousself on this blog so that we can see how you look.
Love JD
Is that you again Kenny?
Don't get any ideas.
They are protected the same as police. I asked.
You ruined it for all of us trying to get a date.
She probably won't even come out anymore.
It takes one person to ruin it for everyone.
Thxs.
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