Man Grill

............a Sunday Afternoon Discussion

















A male friend of mine had a grill. A beautiful grill by MAN LAW standards. It sat on the home's deck. That is until the divorce. At first he had no idea the grill would be involved in this life style change. But suddenly the man grill fell into the hands of the ex and became a woman grill!

This was a decidedly depressing circumstance for the friend. First he said, "Oh who cares, it was only a grill!"

We did not believe him.

Then a bit of anger started invading the bravado. That was futile and brief, but what came next was this overwhelming sense of emptiness. My friend spent a lot of time talking about his grill, lamenting the loss of lunch time burgers and Saturday night steaks. The grill tools had no purpose. There was a shiny unweathered place on the deck where the Man Grill used to sit. My friend kept looking at it, longingly, emitting a soft sigh. It was all very disheartening.

You simply can't separate a man and his grill! Kind of like a man and his dog, except for one thing. If a man is separated from his dog, he is reluctant to get another for quite some time. But a man separated from his grill can easily be cured by only one thing.....A new and hopefully, even better MAN GRILL!!!

Pictured above is the replacement MAN GRILL. My friend is better now, and has almost stopped talking to himself.

I found this whole thing interesting and wondered who else has MAN GRILL stories?

And for fun here are a few MAN GRILL thoughts!

The grill is the man's domain. He will use it year-round.
Corollary: Anything prepared on the grill---even a a quiche-- counts as a manly meal.

Man Law: Never turn the steaks on another man's grill unless said man asks you to.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/405/men_and_their_grills.html