Tuesday, June 13, 2006

"Everyone makes mistakes, I'm a person like you!"

That is the campaign slogan for Democratic state House candidate Jose Nerixander Vázquez. He is running to replace Bob Henriquez for the seat that partially includes Seminole Heights. The Tribune did an article on his brushes with the law. He had convictions for criminal mischief, reckless driving and carrying a concealed fireararm. In 2003 he also "pleaded no contest to trespass and larceny with relation to utility. He was accused of stealing electricity from Tampa Electric Co. by using a stolen meter at his home" In September 2003, "he was cited with animal cruelty. He was accused of transporting three dogs in a closed car trunk, causing them to overheat. . . . Vázquez said the trunk was open for the 15 to 20 minutes the dogs were inside and that they did not overheat." Finally "He was arrested again in November, accused of punching his fiancee during an argument, an arrest report shows. When his fiancee tried to leave, Vázquez allegedly caught her in the front yard and used handcuffs from his security job to restrain her." Those charges were dropped in May.

The article did not say whether he had any arrests in Puerto Rico.

He "blames his criminal record on a flawed legal system that he didn't understand. He blames a probation officer and technical mistakes for a probation violation that sent him to jail for about eight months."

I don't think the problem is a flawed legal system. I think the problem is a flawed Jose Nerixander Vázquez. He needs to get control off himself and let it rest for a bit before we could believe he is a serious candidate for office.

7 comments:

  1. All he has to do in this hood is bash Bush and corporations then announce he's gay.
    He'd be a shoe-in.

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  2. it wd appear a majority of hillsboro has criminal records of some sort, so maybe this guy is onto something: vote for me. i am just like you!

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  3. We have an openly gay candidate running in the next City Council race!

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  4. We have a closeted gay councilperson in Tampa for the past several years!!!

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  5. Kenny, Now your gonna screw with Rose?
    You have brass balls.
    Is that why you took two shots to the chest?
    You had to let those brassy knubs shine?
    Well, guess your going to let Rose polish them now.
    I can't wait.
    If you want to play with the big boys, make sure you can run.
    First Maria, then Susan, then Kristen, now Rose?
    I don't think you want to screw with the Fabulous 4.
    For some reason, it's always women you have a problem with.
    Haven't you learned yet?
    Some day some big old momma is going to beat you to a pulp with one of her diaper pails.

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  6. Who is this Kenny who is messing with Kristen?? I'll fix him.

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  7. Kenny (un) Wise-
    I am interested to know what some of your ingenious plans are?
    Knock off a city council person or two?
    Little old Kenny couldn't possible be capable of rocking the boat.
    I'm waiting, let's hear it.
    You have my attention deficit disorder.
    Not for long cuz pubescent man has women to date.
    I have to go rescue Miss Kristen from you.
    She will never leave me if I save her from the evil Kennybot.
    So keep your guns at least 200 yards away or my magnatronic arms will pimp slap you back to Nebraska Ave you ho.
    I cleaned my yard and I am about 180 days violation free. No need to clap.
    If pubescent man can do it, so can u.
    If Miss Kristen wants clean, I will clean my house like Ronda Stormbot will clean her plate at a hot dog eating festival.
    Even straight guys don't like her too much because she looks like shes getting pimped too with that makeup.
    And I didn't appreciate my porno being removed from the library either.
    Back to the subject.
    You said it best Kennybot, Put up or shut up.
    You talk a good game but you play like Rupaul.

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